yeah it’s a big fuckin’ mystery alright
Messy girls are so incredibly woke and counterculture etc. every time I go into a girl’s room and she just has a bowl of cereal rotting in the corner I feel a deep sense of kinship
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yall im losing my mind i went to the grocery store w/ me mum for essentials & was wearing this mask cause why not

& this old ladys like oh thats so cute! & i was like heh & she was like can i take a picture & i said thats fine but then she says put your paws up! so i did the fucking catgirl neko pose im gonnajfjjgk
i gotta go the rest of my life now knowing that out there on an elderly womens phone is a pic of me being a little neko in a grocery store
not to imply disney has any creative value but wheres the muppet avengers movie. just like a watchable avengers
and before you ask yes kermit is bruce banner in this scenario
loki is still loki and kermit beats the shit out of him
does him hulking out involve him turning into Animal?
no the only visible change kermit goes through is that he sticks angry felt eyebrows over his eyes
karen flirts with the cash register and mr.krabs begs her not to fuck his wife
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